Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Bet you didn't know...

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

Horses can't vomit.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

3 comments:

jana said...

i did in fact know that you cant lick your elbow, yes i have tried, no not when i read it... before. i'm weird. i did know about the pigs orgasm... makes you kinda jealous huh? i knew about the dust particles being dead skin. and about our eyes being the same size. and that pigs cant look up, and crocodiles cant stick out their tongues. the rest was new to me. i'm full of useless information, and would kick butt at jeopardy.

and i read your comments to my 50 tidbits... laughed my ass off. and i had to go to my blog and look at every number, then your comment to it, because i never knew which you were talking about! haha!

jana said...

i would also like to be part of the 23% of people photocopying their butts. that cracks me up! i'd totally frame it. at least if it looked good.

Anonymous said...

i would like to be a pig.