Found this on the net...
What do we have to be proud of?
Smarties , Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
Hockey is Canadian
Baseball is Canadian
Lacrosse is Canadian
Basketball is Canadian
Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
A Canadian invented Superman.
We have coloured money.
Our beer advertisements kick ass BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on!
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